NASA

In September 2022, NASA crashed a spacecraft into an asteroid at 14,000 mph! It won’t be very long before the little green non-binary people living on the asteroid will be getting calls asking…

“Have you had an accident that wasn’t your fault?” 

“Gheti! Y sgjkr! 

(Google Translate: Yeah! I did!)

“What happened?”

“Y sdgt ghty dfgtteyy hgax bjoytrc g ghtyii jgagu bqwer gad g bvzsery, yrti tdfe skighy vcapoiy dfgwer hgdser mlpouy fdlksde ghi nt vhrawty voob.” 

(“I was just sitting there having a cup of tea and a biscuit, when this bloody great metal thing smashed right into my front room.”)

“Okay. Any damage?”

“Fghyrt hgde dfa, uio mlfifgty ghrito! Si tye sdfpoh fgawerti gheltyifis nio bal dift!” 

(“Course there was, you bloody idiot! It was doing fourteen thousand miles an hour!”)

I won’t even try to guess how the NASA insurance guys will try to get out of paying that one!