Saturday 4 June 2022

Chameleons

As humans we take things for granted. We assume that we are the ONLY species that is capable of thinking about things... capable of being discerning, creative and original. For example, take fashion. Clearly we have been creative in this respect and have evolved over the years. We do our fashion shoots and as a result 'top models' make a career on the 'catwalk' (with apologies here to cats). But, the animal kingdom is right on it. Take chameleons. I'd love to go to one of their fashion launches. As another top chameleon model hits the 'catwalk' there would be cat calls galore.

"You showed that last year... err, didn't you? Yeah, the blending thing... I'm sure ,y'did.""Nah, it's different, innit. Just a different kinda blendin', maan.""Really? But didn't you do 'blending' last year... and actually, the year before that... oh, and, yep, you 'blended' the year before that, i I recall correctly.""Fuck off. Roll with it. We're chameleons, innit. You just don't get our style, man, yeah. You wait ktil them cats get up here who don't give a fuck. And, I know you're used to them dogs who wanna please everybody all the time, but, maaaan, we is right on it. We blend, y'getme?"

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